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HEADLINES ON March 12, 2002
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- Headline: Enron's Law Firm Under Scrutiny. Impact: As Enron's law firm crumbled under scrutiny, a butterfly flapped its wings in Texas, leading to a nationwide distrust in corporate ethics. This eventually birthed the 'Sarbanes-Oxley Act', which is basically corporate babysitting for adults who can't manage their toys.. Fact: Did you know that 'Vinson & Elkins' sounds like a law firm but could easily be the name of a country music duo? One sings about shady business deals, while the other strums a guitar lamenting losses..
- Headline: BMW Sees Significant Profit Increase. Impact: BMW's profits soaring led to a global obsession with luxury cars, which in turn resulted in an increase in traffic jams and existential crises among drivers. Congratulations, BMW, you indirectly fueled the rise of road rage!. Fact: Did you know that in Germany, 'BMW' actually stands for 'Bavarian Motor Works'? But let's be honest, it really means 'Bringing Money Worldwide'!.
- Headline: A Dry Winter Leads to Curbs On Water Use In New Jersey. Impact: New Jersey's water restrictions triggered a nationwide movement of lawn enthusiasts going rogue, leading to an underground black market for watering cans and grass seeds. Who knew droughts would cause such a turf war?. Fact: Did you know that New Jersey has more diners than any other state? So naturally, they're just trying to save water for the coffee that keeps them awake through those late-night discussions about who really invented the Taylor ham..
- Headline: S.E.C. Seeks WorldCom and Qwest Documents. Impact: The SEC's probe into WorldCom’s accounting practices sent shockwaves through the corporate world, resulting in a heightened sense of paranoia among CEOs. Who knew that one request for documents would make billion-dollar companies start acting like they were in a game of 'hide and seek'?. Fact: Did you know that WorldCom's 'accounting practices' could be a euphemism for 'creative math'? Because if you can make numbers dance, you might as well call it Broadway accounting..
Wall Street Time Machine
NFLX
Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $785,671 today (785.7x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $779,032 today (779.0x return)