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HEADLINES ON March 7, 2002
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- Headline: Hynix Sees Profit After Record Loss. Impact: Hynix's profit outlook led to a global chip shortage, which then spiraled into everyone needing more devices, causing a rise in tech addiction. Thanks, Hynix, for turning us all into screen zombies.. Fact: Did you know that Hynix's profits are like the stock market's roller coaster? One minute you're up, the next you're plummeting down with your lunch..
- Headline: US Military Escalation in Afghan Conflict. Impact: The increase in U.S. troops in Afghanistan set off a chain reaction leading to years of military involvement, which ultimately spawned countless conspiracy theories about intervention and alien technology. Yes, the aliens are involved.. Fact: Did you know that adding troops is like adding salt to a dish? Too much can ruin everything, but hey, at least it keeps the cooks busy!.
- Headline: VW Hopes Sports Car Revives Bentley. Impact: The Bentley GT's launch marked the beginning of a luxury car arms race among automakers, leading to the absurdity of $200,000 cars with more leather than a cow convention. Thanks, VW, for redefining car luxury.. Fact: Did you know that buying a Bentley is like entering a secret society? One minute you're in, and the next you're just another person trying not to scratch the leather..
- Headline: A Sentence of No TV? Unusual, Yes, but Cruel?. Impact: The bizarre sentence of no TV likely sparked a movement of judges considering the psychological impact of boredom—leading to an eventual rise in the Netflix binge-watching culture. Thanks, Judge K Hellerstein!. Fact: Did you know that the true punishment wasn't the home detention, but the realization that the world exists outside of TV? Shocking, I know..
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Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $785,671 today (785.7x return)
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $779,032 today (779.0x return)