DECEMBER 11, 2001

Full News Archive

• Headline: Nature’s Wisdom in Engineering Design. Impact: This event marked the moment when engineers finally admitted they weren't as clever as they thought and turned to the very trees and animals they used to ignore. Little did they know, this would lead to a future where even buildings would have better survival instincts than most politicians.. Fact: Funny enough, the first design they sought advice on was how to make a bridge that wouldn’t collapse under the weight of bureaucratic nonsense. Still waiting on that blueprint!.
• Headline: Erstad Is Next On Yankees' Wish List. Impact: This speculative headline set off a chain reaction where every sports team learned that simply mentioning a player’s name could create a media frenzy. Spoiler alert: It led to an era of completely absurd trade rumors and fans losing their minds over nothing.. Fact: At this point, the Yankees could draft a magician and still make headlines. Who knew 'wish list' was actually code for 'let's create chaos and confuse everyone!'?.