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HEADLINES ON December 1, 2001
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- Headline: Financial Aid Push for NYC Hospitals. Impact: The clamor for fiscal aid led to a series of increasingly dramatic funding proposals, culminating in hospitals offering 'pay-per-band-aid' services in the year 2025. Who knew healthcare would turn into a bizarre game show?. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'fiscal aid' was once thought to be a romantic term used in love letters between accountants?.
- Headline: Discovery of Terrorism HQ in Kunduz. Impact: This discovery inadvertently caused a global spike in the demand for 'Terrorism 101' courses in universities, leading to a rise in hipster professors who now teach it while sipping craft beer.. Fact: Did you know that Juma Namangani, despite his rather dubious profession, was a big fan of knitting? Apparently, he thought it was the perfect way to calm down after a long day of... well, you know..
- Headline: Afghan Talks Stall in Bonn On Comments From Kabul. Impact: Rabbani's insistence on stalling the talks led to a notorious game of political musical chairs that lasted decades, where no one ever got a seat but everyone remained very polite about it.. Fact: Did you know that the former monarch's name was actually 'Mohammad Zahir Shah'? Apparently, he was also known for his impressive collection of vintage hats, but that's not as important, is it?.
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2001, it would be worth $1,220,264 today (1220.3x return)