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HEADLINES ON September 7, 2001
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- Headline: Will Michael Jordan Make a Comeback?. Impact: If Jordan had returned to basketball, we might have seen a resurgence of 90s fashion. Imagine everyone sporting oversized shorts and Air Jordans again. The butterfly effect could have led to a second wave of '90s nostalgia in 2040, complete with a resurgence of dial-up internet for authenticity.. Fact: Michael Jordan's return was speculated more often than the weather in Seattle—predictably unpredictable!.
- Headline: Hynix Sells Majority of LCD Unit. Impact: This joint venture could have sent ripples through the global tech market, leading to a world where your smartwatch actually predicts your mood. Instead, we just got more smartphones that don't fit in your pocket. Congratulations, humanity!. Fact: Hynix selling off parts of itself is like a tech company version of a garage sale. 'Everything must go!'.
- Headline: Plan to Build Newark Arena Falls Apart. Impact: The failure to build an arena in Newark could have led to a resurgence of backyard basketball games, creating a generation of players who think they can dunk on 10-foot hoops but can barely touch the net. Thanks for nothing, New Jersey!. Fact: You know an arena plan is doomed when it has to rely on elections—politics and sports rarely mix well, unless we’re talking about the Olympics..
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2001, it would be worth $1,220,264 today (1220.3x return)