SEPTEMBER 2, 2001

Full News Archive

• Headline: Yankees Triumph Over Red Sox in Close Game. Impact: The Yankees' victory over the Red Sox led to an endless cycle of rivalry, which eventually resulted in the creation of a National Holiday dedicated to 'Yankee vs. Red Sox' debates, where fans gather to argue about everything from player stats to the best hot dog toppings.. Fact: Fun fact: The Yankees and Red Sox rivalry is so intense that it has been known to cause spontaneous combustion in baseball fans. Keep those fire extinguishers handy!.
• Headline: Malisse's Calm and Cool Demeanor Is Chilling to Henman. Impact: Malisse's calm demeanor not only chilled Henman but also inspired a global trend of athletes embracing meditation and yoga, leading to an era where the most successful sports teams were those who could hold a plank longer than their opponents.. Fact: Did you know that before this match, Malisse was actually a temp at a yoga studio? Talk about taking your job skills to the court!.
• Headline: Backfire; How Not to Win the Battle but Lose the War. Impact: The killing of Mustafa Zibri prompted a bitter debate on the ethics of warfare, leading to a series of international peace treaties that were signed right after several diplomatic dinners, proving once again that nothing says 'we want peace' like a five-course meal.. Fact: The only thing more complicated than international diplomacy is trying to explain to your grandma why you're still single. Just ask the diplomats!.