AUGUST 31, 2001

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Rise and Fall of Summer Car Trends. Impact: As consumers turned their backs on the Lexus SC 430, the car industry spiraled into an endless cycle of 'what's next?' leading to the creation of the Smart Car. Yes, a car that could fit into your pocket started as a rebellious response to the Lexus's demise. Just imagine a world where we all drove tiny cars that looked like they were designed by a toddler.. Fact: Did you know that the Lexus SC 430 was so popular that it became a symbol of summer? Just like mosquitoes and sunburns!.
• Headline: Milosevic Faces Expanded War Crimes Charges. Impact: Milosevic's trials opened a can of worms that led to an avalanche of international war crime prosecutions, making everyone in the world more aware of their own government's potential for misdeeds. Who knew a Serbian dictator could turn into a global lesson on accountability?. Fact: Did you know that the trial of Milosevic was so long that some legal experts joked it could be used as a new form of sleep therapy?.
• Headline: Fort Greene's Gentrification Dilemma. Impact: The gentrification of Fort Greene set a trend that would ripple through the nation, creating a hipster renaissance in neighborhoods everywhere. Thanks to overpriced avocado toast, cities began their love affair with artisanal everything and overpriced rent.. Fact: Did you know that 'gentrification' is just a fancy term for 'making the neighborhood really nice but also really expensive'?.
• Headline: After Remarks On Migrants, An Apology. Impact: D'Andre's ridiculous remarks triggered a nationwide backlash that resulted in stricter codes of conduct for politicians. Who knew that saying something dumb could actually lead to positive change? It was like watching a train wreck that somehow built a new railroad.. Fact: Did you know that calling for resignation for a comment like D'Andre's is basically like telling a toddler not to touch the cookie jar? They’ll just want it more!.