JUNE 2, 2001

Full News Archive

• Headline: Allies in Controversy: Jews and Hindus Unite. Impact: This odd alliance sparked a trend of unlikely coalitions that would culminate in the formation of various niche groups, each convinced they are the real resistance against something. Who knew hating the same thing could foster friendship? Next thing you know, cats and dogs will be organizing protests together!. Fact: Did you know that the internet can bring together people from all walks of life? Too bad some of them are just using it to plan their next misguided crusade..
• Headline: May 2023 Job Cuts Impact Economy. Impact: The sluggish economy of May set off a chain reaction of procrastination on job creation that would echo through the years. Employers everywhere figured out that fewer workers meant fewer headaches, thus we continue to see more job cuts than new hires. Thanks, May!. Fact: Fun fact: Unemployment rates are like diets—everyone talks about them, but nobody really wants to stick with it for long..
• Headline: Tragic Suicide Bombing in Tel Aviv. Impact: This tragic event intensified the cycle of violence in the region, leading to a series of retaliatory actions and a hardening of positions. It’s the kind of tragedy that keeps on giving, just not in a good way.. Fact: The deadliest terror attack in a long line of tragedies, reminding us that the cycle of violence is as relentless as your aunt asking when you’re getting married..
• Headline: Royal Family of Nepal Is Shot Dead in Palace. Impact: The assassination of Nepal's royal family shook the nation and led to political upheaval that would ultimately contribute to the end of monarchy in Nepal. Just think, if they had only invested in family therapy instead of firearms!. Fact: Did you know that this event led to a complete overhaul of Nepal's political system? Talk about a royal mess!.
• Headline: Sports of The Times; The Evolving Mystery Of El Duque. Impact: The evolving mystery of El Duque reflects how sports narratives can take on lives of their own, influencing not just games but also how fans perceive athletes. One day you're a pitcher, the next day you're a legend—thanks to a well-timed column.. Fact: Did you know that the mystery of El Duque is only rivaled by the mystery of why people still think sports columns matter?.