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HEADLINES ON May 9, 2001
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- Headline: Twyla Tharp Cancels Brooklyn Studio Opening. Impact: If Twyla Tharp had opened her dance studio, it could have ignited a Brooklyn dance revolution, leading to a surge in interpretive dance performances at subway stations, consequently causing a rise in public confusion.. Fact: In the world of dance, saying 'it’s too expensive' is code for 'I’d rather binge-watch reality TV.'.
- Headline: U.S. Weighing Future of Strategic Arms Pacts. Impact: Bush’s decision to break with strategic arms control pacts likely led to a series of awkward family dinners where relatives debated the merits of nuclear deterrence while passing the turkey.. Fact: Strategic arms discussions often lead to more strategy than actual arms; it's like playing chess with invisible pieces..
- Headline: The End of a Family Business. Impact: The end of Beef Eaters steakhouse may have triggered an underground movement of nostalgic diners who now gather to swap stories of better days, inadvertently creating a support group for steak lovers.. Fact: Did you know that family businesses are just like family reunions? There’s always someone who gets too emotional over the potato salad..
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2001, it would be worth $1,220,264 today (1220.3x return)