APRIL 13, 2001

Full News Archive

• Headline: International Bid Rigging Scandal Exposed. Impact: This scandal set off a chain reaction where every future construction project had to include a 'trust but verify' clause, leading to the creation of more paperwork than actual buildings, causing a construction slow-down that only worsened the housing crisis.. Fact: The irony is that while they were defrauding the U.S., they were also building better water systems for Egypt. Guess who still needs to drink clean water? Spoiler: Not the contractors!.
• Headline: Sports of The Times; Another Cup Opportunity For Brodeur. Impact: Brodeur's inclusion in the list of top goaltenders inspired a whole generation of kids to try their hand at hockey, resulting in an increase in ice rinks and an influx of parents who had no idea what they were signing up for, leading to more 'hockey mom' memes.. Fact: Did you know that Brodeur's goaltending skills are so legendary that even in retirement, he’s still saving more than most people do on their tax returns?.
• Headline: Investors Start Calling for Changes at British Telecom. Impact: This investor outcry ignited a corporate revolution where shareholders learned the power of their wallets, leading to boardroom meetings that now resemble reality TV shows, with all the drama and none of the talent.. Fact: British Telecom’s bureaucracy was so thick it could probably be used as a soundproof barrier. If only they could have heard their customers screaming for better service!.