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HEADLINES ON March 24, 2001
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- Headline: Farmers Rally Against Bioengineered Crop Concerns. Impact: As farmers rally against bioengineered crops due to export fears, the global demand for organic produce skyrockets, leading to a new era of hipster farming. Suddenly, everyone wants to grow kale and quinoa, resulting in a kale shortage and a rise in overpriced salads everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that 'bioengineered' is just a fancy term for 'we're playing God with plants'? Next stop: tomatoes that can do math!.
- Headline: Chaney One Game From Final Four. Impact: Chaney's success in the NCAA tournament inspires countless young athletes to take up basketball, leading to a future dominated by 'Hoop Dreams'. The influx of talent eventually causes a dramatic rise in the popularity of athletic shorts, forever changing fashion trends.. Fact: Did you know that every time a team wins a game, a sports commentator is contractually obligated to scream? It's like the law of physics, but for sports!.
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2001, it would be worth $1,220,264 today (1220.3x return)