MARCH 23, 2001

Full News Archive

• Headline: Compassion in Face of Mortality. Impact: If only Caryn James had reviewed a different movie, perhaps the world would have been spared countless dramatic interpretations of existential despair. But alas, here we are, with more tear-jerkers than we can handle, and Emma Thompson's emotive monologues echoing through time.. Fact: Did you know that the play 'Wit' was inspired by the author's own experiences with cancer? So, you know, lighthearted stuff..
• Headline: Maryland Upsets Georgetown in NCAA Showdown. Impact: Maryland's triumph over Georgetown sent ripples through the sports world, inspiring every underdog story from 'Hoosiers' to your buddy's fantasy football team. Who knew a basketball game could change the destiny of sports narratives?. Fact: Did you know that Maryland's mascot is a turtle? So, they really are the slow and steady winners of the NCAA race!.
• Headline: The Free Fall of the Australian Dollar Remains a Mystery. Impact: The Australian dollar's descent into the abyss inspired economists to develop more complex theories on currency fluctuations, leading to an explosion of jargon that would confuse even the most seasoned financial wizards. Thanks, Aussie dollar!. Fact: Did you know that the Australian dollar was once worth more than a US dollar? Talk about a plot twist! It's like watching a kangaroo try to hop backward..