MARCH 12, 2001

Full News Archive

• Headline: Investigation of Demolished Staten Island Cottages. Impact: The demolition of those cottages sparked a nationwide trend of turning historic sites into luxury condos, ultimately leading to the rise of 'historically inspired' IKEA furniture. Because nothing says 'heritage' like a flat-pack bookshelf.. Fact: Did you know that Dorothy Day was a co-founder of the Catholic Worker Movement? It’s kind of ironic that her legacy is being bulldozed while the city debates its historical importance..
• Headline: Cultural Highlights of the Week. Impact: Prof. Harold Bloom’s performance as Falstaff led to an unexpected surge in Shakespearean-themed drinking games, which subsequently caused a dramatic rise in student dropout rates at universities. Who knew Bard would become the ultimate party starter?. Fact: Did you know that Falstaff is often described as one of Shakespeare’s most beloved characters? Apparently, being a fat, jolly drunkard is a timeless appeal!.
• Headline: Finding The Drama In Real Life. Impact: Kenneth Lonergan's success with 'You Can Count on Me' inspired a series of overly dramatic family reunions across America, where relatives finally confronted years of unresolved issues—often leading to more therapy sessions than family dinners.. Fact: Did you know 'Lobby Hero' explores themes of morality and ethics? Because nothing says 'I care' like a play that makes you question your entire existence while you sit in a cramped theater..
• Headline: House Fire In New Jersey Kills Five. Impact: This tragic fire served as a grim reminder of the importance of fire safety regulations, leading to the creation of awkwardly phrased fire drills in schools that kids still pretend to take seriously. Thanks for the nightmares, fire safety!. Fact: Did you know that house fires are one of the leading causes of accidental deaths in the U.S.? Stay safe out there, everyone—smoke alarms are your best friends!.