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HEADLINES ON February 9, 2001
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- Headline: Vodafone's Bid for Optus Explained. Impact: If Vodafone's bid for Optus had failed, countless individuals might have been spared the horror of receiving 'Can you hear me now?' ads at least a million times over. Imagine a world where cell service didn't constantly drop during crucial conversations. A paradise lost, really.. Fact: Did you know that transferring a million customers to a new provider is like trying to herd cats? Except these cats are all very opinionated about their data plans..
- Headline: Stern Tackles NBA Image Issues. Impact: David Stern's attempts to address player misconduct might have inadvertently led to the rise of an elite group of players who would later take to social media to defend their questionable life choices. Who knew the NBA would become a reality show?. Fact: Did you know that the attendance at NBA games might have been better if they had simply replaced the players with life-size cardboard cutouts? They would have been less likely to get into trouble..
- Headline: Examining Term Limits in NYC Council. Impact: If term limits had been fully embraced by every political body, we might be living in an alternate universe where politicians actually had to leave their cozy offices and get real jobs. The horror!. Fact: Did you know that calling politicians 'marvels of mercantile efficiency' is a bit like calling a snail a sprinting champion? It's all about perspective..
Wall Street Time Machine
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2001, it would be worth $1,220,264 today (1220.3x return)