NOVEMBER 29, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Is Justice Blind in Capital Punishment?. Impact: If only Craig Godineaux had chosen a less murderous career, we might have avoided decades of debates on capital punishment. Instead, we now have endless discussions that spiral into conspiracy theories about the justice system, sanity, and whether a bad childhood can be blamed for everything.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'eye for an eye' has been around since ancient Babylon? Apparently, they thought this was a good idea before realizing that it just leads to a whole bunch of people being blind..
• Headline: Woodside Rejects Shell's Acquisition Bid. Impact: Woodside Petroleum's rejection of Shell's bid set a precedent for corporate breakups that inspired countless boardroom dramas and soap operas, proving that love in the business world is just as complicated as in real life.. Fact: Did you know that 'Woodside' isn't just a name? It’s also a reminder that sometimes, saying no is the most powerful thing you can do—just ask anyone who’s ever turned down a bad date..
• Headline: On the Pond, Speed and Fury Serve Rangers. Impact: The Rangers' nail-biter victory over the Kings meant that every future hockey fan would have heightened expectations for drama and excitement in sports. Little did they know, this would also lead to a rise in couch injuries from overly intense cheering.. Fact: Did you know that in hockey, the term 'hat trick' isn't about fashion? It's when a player scores three goals in a game, which is way cooler than it sounds unless you're a penguin..