OCTOBER 14, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Yankees Take Control of ALCS Series. Impact: The Yankees' victory started a chain reaction of sports fandom that eventually led to the rise of overpriced stadium hot dogs and fans arguing over who has the best nachos. If only they knew that a win would result in decades of arguments over who wore the best pinstripes.. Fact: Did you know that the Yankees have won more World Series titles than any other team in MLB history? Maybe that's why their fans think they can charge $15 for a soda..
• Headline: Influential Ties in Gore's Campaign. Impact: Frank W Hunger’s sage advice helped propel Al Gore's campaign, setting off a chain of events that would lead to countless awkward Thanksgiving dinners where political debates would erupt. Everyone's uncle suddenly became an expert in environmental policy.. Fact: Did you know that having a brother-in-law in politics can be like having a pet rock? It's there, it doesn't do much, but people seem to think it’s important..
• Headline: Tragic Murder of Israeli Soldiers in Ramallah. Impact: The tragic death of Vadim Norzich created an emotional storm that rippled through Israeli-Palestinian relations, reminding us all that violence begets violence, and memorials become more frequent than peace talks. Who knew the path to lasting peace was paved with so much sorrow?. Fact: Did you know that violence is often a sign of deeper issues? It’s a little like how your car's check engine light means you should probably stop driving and see a mechanic before things get worse..
• Headline: Sports of The Times; For Justice, A Gentler Place to Play. Impact: David Justice’s performance sparked a trend of 'gentler' approaches to sports, leading to a future where players are so nice to each other that games sometimes resemble tea parties. Watch out for the pinky fingers!. Fact: Did you know that sportsmanship used to mean shaking hands after a game? Now it means taking selfies together and posting them on Instagram for likes. How times have changed!.