OCTOBER 8, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Business Awaits New Regulatory Leadership. Impact: The election ushered in a new era of regulatory friendliness, which led to an explosion of corporate shenanigans. Fast forward a few years, and you have the 2008 financial crisis, which many say was just a bunch of businesses throwing caution to the wind because they thought regulations were about as serious as a cat meme.. Fact: If you think waiting for a regulator feels like watching paint dry, just remember: they could be waiting for the next Ice Age to end. Regulations take time, folks!.
• Headline: Auction Conspiracy Uncovered by Insider. Impact: This inquiry into the art auction world set off a chain reaction where disgruntled employees everywhere realized they could cause chaos with just a few clicks. Who knew that your average office worker could potentially reshape an entire industry with their anger?. Fact: Art can be subjective, but apparently, employees with grudges are a universal constant. Who knew drama could be so lucrative?.
• Headline: Read My Tie: No More Scandals. Impact: The focus on attire during the first presidential debate led to a future where fashion choices became the battleground for political wars. Next thing you know, candidates were debating over who wore what better than the actual issues at stake.. Fact: Because when you want to decide the future of a nation, it's obviously best to focus on who wore the best tie. Clearly, the fabric of democracy is made of silk and polyester..
• Headline: Walking on Air. Impact: Eisenstadt's article on bridge walks inspired millions to venture outdoors, leading to a collective 'let's pretend we care about nature' phase. This eventually spiraled into a fitness craze that had people jogging over bridges just to post selfies.. Fact: Walking over bridges is great exercise, but if you’re doing it just for Instagram likes, you might want to rethink your life choices. #DeepThoughts..