AUGUST 26, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Herald Square Traffic Reconfiguration Project. Impact: The traffic reconfiguration in Herald Square led to the creation of a new breed of New Yorkers: those who actually obey traffic signals. This shocking turn of events inspired a whole generation of pedestrians to engage in safe crossing practices, which ironically caused a spike in yoga classes as they learned to stretch out their patience.. Fact: Did you know that Herald Square is named after the New York Herald newspaper? It’s almost poetic that a place known for chaos is named after something that spread news faster than a rumor in a high school hallway..
• Headline: Bush Tax Plan: Economic Impact and Debate. Impact: Bush's tax plan sparked a wave of economic debates that resulted in everyone at dinner parties becoming a self-proclaimed economist. This led to the invention of the 'Tax Plan Debate Bingo,' where the words 'revenue,' 'deficit,' and 'supply-side' were guaranteed to create an awkward silence.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'trickle-down economics' was originally coined to describe what happens when a child drinks soda too fast? Just like the economy, it’s all fun and games until someone gets sticky..
• Headline: A Time of Fires, Fatigue, Cash and the U.S.O.. Impact: The USO performing for firefighters created a unique bonding experience that led to the rise of 'firefighter karaoke nights.' This trend ultimately resulted in a nationwide search for the next big 'Firefighter Idol,' proving that being a hero doesn’t mean you can’t hit a high note.. Fact: Did you know that USO stands for United Service Organizations? This makes it sound much fancier than what it really is: a bunch of people trying to make sure our troops don’t forget what laughter sounds like..