AUGUST 9, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Bodysuits Revolutionize Olympic Swimming Trials. Impact: The introduction of bodysuits at the Olympic trials led to a competitive arms race in swimwear technology. This ultimately birthed a new fashion trend where people began wearing bodysuits to parties, believing they could swim faster to the buffet. The result? A generation of buffet enthusiasts who think they're athletes.. Fact: Did you know that the first competitive swimwear was made from wool? Talk about a real drag!.
• Headline: Impact of Andersen War on Consulting Firms. Impact: The splitting of Andersen Consulting from Arthur Andersen set off a trend of companies rebranding themselves to sound cooler, leading to the absurdity of a future where ‘Jedi Accounting’ and ‘Ninja Tax Services’ become legitimate business names. Because nothing says 'trustworthy' like a ninja.. Fact: Isn't it ironic that the world’s largest accounting firms are the ones that need to consult on how to not get caught in scandal? It's almost like asking a fox to guard the henhouse..
• Headline: World Tour For a Diva Long Banned From Singing. Impact: Googoosh's return to the stage sparked a renaissance of pop music in Iran, leading to a cultural wave that eventually made its way across borders. Ironically, her songs started becoming anthems for karaoke night everywhere, which turned out to be the most diplomatic move in history.. Fact: After being banned for decades, Googoosh's return was so celebrated that people threw impromptu dance parties in the streets—because who needs political reform when you can have catchy tunes?.