JULY 28, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Independence Dilemma in Accounting. Impact: The SEC's push for auditor independence led to a dramatic increase in corporate scandals, which in turn birthed the phrase 'accountants are the new rock stars'—because who doesn't love seeing people in suits on a stage, right?. Fact: Did you know that accountants can actually be fun? Just kidding, they’re still the only people who can make a party feel like a tax audit..
• Headline: Postal Service Delays Certified Mail Deliveries. Impact: The delays in certified mail led to the rise of express delivery services, because nothing screams urgency like waiting a month for something that could've been sent via carrier pigeon.. Fact: Fun fact: The Postal Service was once so reliable that if they said 'the check's in the mail,' it meant you should probably just check your couch cushions instead..
• Headline: Mets Sweep Doubleheader Against Expos. Impact: This doubleheader victory propelled the Mets into a series of unexpected wins, which ultimately led to the 'Mets fan delusion' phenomenon, where fans believe every season could be 'the one'—spoiler alert: it never is.. Fact: Did you know that the Mets are often referred to as the 'Lovable Losers'? It’s basically a branding strategy at this point..
• Headline: Corning and Nortel Decide Not to Combine Optic Units. Impact: This non-merger caused a butterfly effect in the tech world, resulting in a slew of awkward corporate Christmas parties where employees had to explain why they were still working for separate companies.. Fact: Did you know that Corning is famous for glass? So, you could say they really dropped the ball on this one—pun intended!.
• Headline: Sports of The Times; Kid Pitcher Won't Forget His Debut. Impact: Grant Roberts' debut may have seemed insignificant at the time, but it inspired a generation of kids to dream big—unfortunately, most of them forgot to practice, leading to a spike in youth baseball injuries.. Fact: Did you know that every great pitcher was once a kid who thought throwing a ball was just like tossing a salad? Spoiler: It’s not!.