JULY 5, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Deutsche Telekom's Bold Market Move. Impact: If Deutsche Telekom had successfully bought Sprint, we might have ended up with phones that could brew coffee, walk your dog, and perhaps even negotiate peace treaties. Instead, we got a world where we have to settle for the occasional software update.. Fact: Did you know that in 2000, we were still using flip phones? Imagine trying to explain TikTok to someone flipping their phone open like a tiny clamshell!.
• Headline: Orioles Edge Yankees in Close Contest. Impact: The Yankees' losses set off a chain reaction that led to the rise of countless sports talk radio shows where fans lamented the 'good old days.' All it took was one game to ruin a collective psyche for generations.. Fact: Did you know that the Yankees have more championships than any other team? So, don't worry, they'll just keep losing until they need another 'rebuilding year'—which is basically code for 'give us your money while we figure this out.'.
• Headline: Williams Sisters Clash at Wimbledon. Impact: The intense rivalry between Venus and Serena paved the way for a whole generation of athletes who thought, 'If they can fight it out on the court, I can definitely argue about anything on social media!'. Fact: Did you know that Venus and Serena used to practice on a court in Compton? I guess you could say they really served up some 'realness' before serving aces!.
• Headline: Rank and File, Canine Division. Impact: The rise of dogs in the workforce led to a revolution where canines became the true leaders of the workplace. Soon, it was common to see dogs in suits demanding belly rubs as part of their 'employment benefits.'. Fact: Did you know that dogs have been used for jobs ranging from service animals to police dogs? Next time you see a dog in a uniform, just remember: they're probably more qualified than half the people in your office!.