MARCH 30, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Judy Garland's Hidden Autobiography. Impact: Years down the line, Judy Garland's unpublished thoughts inspire a new wave of self-help books, leading to an explosion of motivational speakers who, ironically, lack any talent and just recycle her quotes. You know, the classic 'fake it till you make it' philosophy.. Fact: Did you know that Judy Garland was discovered at the age of 13? Somewhere, there’s a 13-year-old kid thinking they’ll be the next big thing too, just because they can sing in the shower..
• Headline: Wrung Out, Strung Out In Bedlam. Impact: Caryn James's review of 'Wonderland' leads to the unexpected rise of a new genre of television: shows where nothing happens for an entire season, culminating in a dramatic finale that leaves viewers confused and slightly angry. Thanks, Caryn.. Fact: Did you know that 'Wonderland' was so forgettable that it inspired a drinking game? Take a shot every time a character does absolutely nothing. Good luck surviving the night!.
• Headline: A Force in Film Meets a Force of Nature. Impact: George Lucas's approval for the Digital Arts Center inadvertently leads to the creation of the worst Star Wars spin-off series ever conceived, forever tarnishing the legacy of the galaxy far, far away. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the cinema.... Fact: Did you know George Lucas once sold his company to Disney for $4 billion? That's a lot of money to buy back your dignity after 'Jar Jar Binks.'.