MARCH 24, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Inquiry into White House Email Suppression. Impact: This inquiry sparked a chain reaction of political scandals that led to more investigations than a detective novel. Fast forward a few years, and we discover that everyone in Washington has a secret email account just to dodge these situations. Who knew? Email etiquette could alter the course of history!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more tangled than the Clinton email saga is a bowl of spaghetti? Both are equally hard to unravel!.
• Headline: Destiny And Duty, Nile Style. Impact: The success of 'Aida' led to a surge in musical adaptations, causing Broadway to become flooded with remakes. Soon, every pop song became a potential musical number. You thought your favorite song was safe? Think again!. Fact: Did you know that Elton John could probably write a musical about the trials of getting out of bed? If only the world was ready for 'The Musical: Morning Edition.'.
• Headline: Latest Battle With Virus To Be Fought In Backyards. Impact: This mosquito battle became the blueprint for future health campaigns. If only we could have fought off all the bad ideas as effectively as we fight off mosquitoes. Imagine a world where we could spray away bad policies!. Fact: Did you know that mosquitoes are the real-life vampires of the animal kingdom? They suck your blood and leave you itching! At least they don't sparkle..