MARCH 17, 2000

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tragic Impact of Patrick Dorismond's Death. Impact: The tragic shooting of Patrick M Dorismond sparked a national conversation about police brutality, leading to a butterfly effect of protests, policy changes, and the eventual rise of movements like Black Lives Matter. Who knew a poorly-timed decision could echo through the ages like a bad sitcom rerun?. Fact: Did you know that this incident was a catalyst for discussions on police reform? Unfortunately, 'bad timing' didn't come with an instruction manual on how to fix systemic issues..
• Headline: Exploring Online Used Car Marketplaces. Impact: As cyberspace's used-car lots became a thing, it led to the rise of e-commerce. Who would have thought that the search for a 'low-mileage Trans Am' could eventually lead to people buying everything from groceries to houses online? Thanks, little old lady!. Fact: Did you know that the term 'used car' is just a fancy way of saying 'previously loved'? Kind of like that awkward ex you keep seeing at parties..
• Headline: Testing the Future: Robot Gasoline Pump. Impact: The testing of robot gasoline pumps at service stations was a stepping stone towards our current obsession with automation. Little did they know that one day, we'd have self-driving cars refusing to pick up people who don't tip them well.. Fact: Did you know that robots at gas stations are basically the ancestors of today’s barista robots? Soon, they’ll be serving you lattes while telling you about their feelings..
• Headline: The Bonnies Put a Double-Overtime Scare Into Kentucky. Impact: The double-overtime win by Kentucky over St. Bonaventure not only thrilled basketball fans but also reinforced the idea that every game could be a nail-biter. This led to a generation of couch potatoes perfecting the art of stress-eating during March Madness.. Fact: Did you know that double-overtime games are like buying a lottery ticket? You know it’s probably not going to end well, but you keep hoping for that sweet victory (or pizza delivery)..
• Headline: Auditor Gets His Politics in Order; Mayoral Contender Begins to Emerge From His Books. Impact: Alan G Hevesi's emergence as a mayoral contender with his critique of Giuliani's welfare contracts may have changed the political landscape in NYC forever. Who knew one accountant's annoyance could ripple through the mayoral race like a pebble in a pond?. Fact: Did you know that being a Comptroller is basically like being the adult in the room while everyone else is throwing a tantrum? It's like herding cats, but with spreadsheets..