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HEADLINES ON March 4, 2000
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- Headline: Clinton's Trade Bill for China. Impact: When Clinton sent that trade bill, he unknowingly paved the way for a future where American consumers would be inundated with cheap plastic goods and a t-shirt for every occasion. Thanks, Bill!. Fact: Did you know this trade bill was just the start of America becoming the world's biggest consumer of everything? Who needs to make things when you can just buy them from overseas?.
- Headline: Barkley Returns to NCAA Competition. Impact: Erick Barkley’s reinstatement may have seemingly saved his college career, but it also triggered an explosion of questionable NCAA decisions, leading to a future where players are more like professional athletes than amateur students. Oops!. Fact: Fun fact: Barkley's suspension was a mere one game, which is about how long it takes to binge-watch an entire season of a reality TV show. Priorities!.
- Headline: Knicks Struggle on the Road Against Hawks. Impact: The Knicks losing to the Hawks was the first domino in a long line of heartbreaks that would lead to a collective New York sports depression. Who knew a game could have such dire consequences on the city's emotional health?. Fact: Did you know that Knicks fans have developed a unique coping mechanism involving 80s music and heavy doses of sarcasm? Just ask them about the last championship!.
- Headline: Networks Enthusiastically Share Ratings Star: Tiger Woods. Impact: Tiger Woods' rise to fame not only changed golf but also accidentally created a generation of couch potatoes who thought they could become professional athletes by just watching TV. Thanks, Tiger!. Fact: Did you know that Tiger Woods' tournaments were so popular that they even attracted people who thought golf was just a way to get a good tan? A true crossover star!.
- Headline: Agency Rejects High Duties on Imported Steel. Impact: The rejection of high duties on imported steel set off a chain reaction that would eventually lead to every American complaining about losing jobs while simultaneously enjoying lower prices on everything from soup cans to cars. Ah, the irony!. Fact: Fun fact: This ruling was like telling steelworkers, 'Sorry, your jobs are as safe as a snowman in July.' Welcome to global trade, folks!.