NOVEMBER 28, 1999

Full News Archive

• Headline: Racist Slights in New York City. Impact: The outcry against racism in NYC caused a butterfly effect that led to the establishment of an underground 'Racism Awareness Day' where people gather to awkwardly avoid talking about race. This, of course, only intensified the awkwardness.. Fact: Did you know that in NYC, you can still find a pizza joint that serves racism with a side of discrimination? Just kidding – but the discrimination part is all too real..
• Headline: Theater Beyond the Stage: Installation Art. Impact: The exploration of installation art sparked a revolution in contemporary art, leading to a future where people could charge admission to view empty rooms – because who doesn't love paying to see someone else's lack of creativity?. Fact: Did you know that in the future, you'll be able to buy a ticket to sit in an empty room and call it 'experiential art'? You're welcome..
• Headline: Toyota Echo's Impact on Youth Car Buying. Impact: The launch of the Toyota Echo created a new trend of economical cars that were so bland, they inspired a generation to embrace mediocrity, leading to the rise of beige as the new black in car color choices.. Fact: Did you know that 'Echo' was chosen because every time someone sees one, they just say, 'Oh, it's that car again.'.
• Headline: POSTINGS: $11.5 Million for Six Floors; Pratt Buys 14th St. Space. Impact: Pratt Institute's real estate acquisition led to an influx of hipsters and artists, transforming the area into a vibrant hub of creativity – and gentrification, where the only thing more expensive than a latte is the rent.. Fact: Did you know that Pratt's purchase of those six floors was actually a secret plan to corner the market on overpriced avocado toast? Just kidding, but wouldn't that be something?.