NOVEMBER 25, 1999

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Struggles of Windows CE in PDAs. Impact: The failure of Windows CE led to the rise of smartphones, which eventually created a world where people can't survive without checking their notifications every five seconds. Thank you, Microsoft, for paving the way to our current state of digital addiction.. Fact: Did you know that Windows CE is like that awkward relative at family gatherings? You know they exist, but no one really talks about them..
• Headline: Affordable Housing in Del Este Village. Impact: The creation of affordable housing in Del Este Village sparked a trend in urban development that eventually led to hipster enclaves everywhere, where artisanal toast is served with a side of overpriced coffee. You're welcome, gentrification.. Fact: Did you know that gentrification is just a fancy word for 'let's make sure only the cool kids can afford to live here'?.
• Headline: Dr. Dad Celebrates Unique Family Bonds. Impact: Dr. Dad's reflections on family dynamics in the 90s set off an avalanche of parenting blogs, leading to an explosion of unsolicited parenting advice on social media. Because we all need another mommy blogger telling us how to raise our kids.. Fact: Did you know that 'Dr. Dad' is actually just a dad who Googled 'how to be a good parent' and decided to write a column about it?.
• Headline: Passion Is One More Casualty for the Knicks. Impact: The Knicks' relentless struggle became a cultural phenomenon, leading to a generation of fans who learned to cope with disappointment and despair—skills that would later serve them well in other aspects of life, like dating.. Fact: Did you know that the Knicks have become the official sports team for anyone who enjoys watching anger and frustration unfold in real-time?.
• Headline: Fearless Vision Brings an Artist Home. Impact: The artist's return home was a reminder that nostalgia can be a powerful force, leading to countless people packing their bags to return to their hometowns, only to realize they left for a reason. Thanks for the reminder, artist!. Fact: Did you know that 'home' is just another word for 'where your childhood dreams go to die'?.