OCTOBER 21, 1999

Full News Archive

• Headline: Co-op Boards and Gender Discrimination. Impact: If co-op boards had embraced single mothers, we might have seen a surge in single-parent empowerment, leading to a reality where neighborhood bake sales fund space missions instead of school supplies. Who knew real estate could have cosmic implications?. Fact: Did you know that in some co-op buildings, the only thing more scrutinized than your financials is your choice of curtains? Because nothing says 'financial stability' like a tasteful window treatment..
• Headline: The Keepers of the Garden's Soul. Impact: The restoration of the Fells could have set a precedent for future conservation efforts, leading to a timeline where every estate is transformed into a wildlife refuge, and people are forced to negotiate with raccoons for their own backyard space.. Fact: Fun fact: John Hay was not just a wildlife refuge; he was also a Secretary of State. So, technically, the animals there have more political clout than some elected officials..
• Headline: New iMacs Add Exciting Features. Impact: The iMac's lack of removable storage might have inadvertently led to the rise of cloud computing. Had they included it, maybe we would all still be lugging around external hard drives instead of trusting random internet servers with our cat videos.. Fact: Did you know that the first iMac was so colorful, it looked like a candy store exploded? Now they just look like sleek, slightly sad robots waiting for their moment to shine..
• Headline: Low on Cash, Dole Withdraws From G.O.P. Race. Impact: Dole's withdrawal from the GOP race might have opened the floodgates for future female candidates. Imagine an alternate timeline where women dominate the political landscape, and debates include fashion tips alongside policy discussions.. Fact: Did you know that Elizabeth Dole's campaign slogan was 'A Woman's Place is in the House'? If only that house was the White House instead of the one with a 'For Sale' sign out front..
• Headline: History on Their Side, Champs Calmly Wait. Impact: Had the Yankees faced the Mets in a Subway Series, it could have reshaped the very fabric of New York sports culture. Instead, they missed a chance for a glorious battle that would have united and divided fans in a way only sports can.. Fact: Did you know the Yankees have won more championships than any other team? It’s almost like they’re trying to set a world record for most trophies without a single heartfelt thank you to their fans..