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HEADLINES ON October 8, 1999
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- Headline: House Passes Landmark Medical Care Rights Bill. Impact: This bill's passage led to a massive uptick in patients deciding to actually read the fine print of their insurance policies, inadvertently giving birth to a new genre of horror literature centered around health insurance nightmares.. Fact: Surprisingly, the insurance companies have not yet hired a psychic to predict how many people will actually benefit from this bill. Shocking, right?.
- Headline: Nike Identifies Plants Abroad Making Goods For Universities. Impact: Nike's transparency led to a global wave of ethical fashion movements, eventually resulting in hipster communes where everyone only wears clothes made from organic, ethically-sourced kale. Truly a fashion revolution!. Fact: Nike's factories were previously so secretive that even the employees thought they worked at a fast-food joint. Surprise! You're making sneakers, not burgers..
- Headline: Road Work May Never Make Up for Lost Time. Impact: The study's findings led to a nationwide epidemic of existential crises among commuters, who now ponder if road work is just a metaphor for life's endless delays. Spoiler alert: it is.. Fact: People still wait for the day when roadwork actually finishes on time. That day is as real as unicorns and honest politicians..
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1999, it would be worth $880,068 today (880.1x return)