SEPTEMBER 27, 1999

Full News Archive

• Headline: Japan Signals Action Against Yen's Appreciation. Impact: If the Bank of Japan had just let the yen rise, we might have ended up with a world where sushi was traded like Bitcoin. So thank you, currency fluctuations, for keeping our sushi affordable and our wallets lighter.. Fact: Did you know the yen was once so strong that it could buy a small island? Well, not really, but it did have some serious buying power that made economists weep in joy..
• Headline: Art Critique for All in NYC. Impact: If New Yorkers had received $35 vouchers to critique art, we might have seen a rise in 'abstract' interpretations of pizza. Next up: 'The Slices of Life' exhibit featuring greasy cardboard!. Fact: Did you know that art critics often have training in art history? Or they just really, really enjoy judging things while drinking overpriced coffee..
• Headline: Ryder Cup Golf Championship Victory. Impact: The Ryder Cup victory might have sparked a surge in American patriotism that led to an increased demand for golf-themed barbecue aprons. Because nothing says 'I love my country' like grilling burgers while wearing a polo shirt and visor.. Fact: Did you know golf was once banned in Scotland because it distracted soldiers from practicing archery? Talk about a swing and a miss!.
• Headline: For the Giants, First Impressions Prove Meaningless in Second Loss. Impact: The Giants' loss could have spiraled into a series of unfortunate events, leading to a nationwide crisis of confidence in football teams everywhere. Who knew a simple game could send shockwaves through the universe?. Fact: Did you know that the New England Patriots have more Super Bowl rings than many countries have gold medals? Talk about a winning streak that should probably be illegal!.