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HEADLINES ON August 12, 1999
Full News Archive
- Headline: Embracing Poetry at Summer Camps. Impact: If only more older Americans realized that writing poetry at summer camps would lead to a nationwide shortage of rhymes, perhaps we’d have fewer awkward family reunions filled with bad limericks.. Fact: Did you know that poetry camps are like adult summer camps but with more existential crises and fewer marshmallows?.
- Headline: Old MacDonald Had a Penthouse. Impact: Old MacDonald’s rooftop vegetables sparked a revolution in urban gardening, leading to the inevitable rise of hipster farmers’ markets selling overpriced heirloom tomatoes.. Fact: Did you know that rooftop gardening is just a fancy way of saying 'I have no yard but still want to pretend I’m a farmer'?.
- Headline: Use of Police in Parole Raids Stirs Praise, but Also Concern. Impact: The use of police in parole raids paved the way for the era of 'policing by proximity', where every citizen feels like they’re living in a reality show called 'Cops: Neighborhood Edition'.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more controversial than parole raids is the debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza?.
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1999, it would be worth $880,068 today (880.1x return)