MAY 2, 1999

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tony Bennett's Finances and Family Insights. Impact: Tony Bennett's financial advice to his son inadvertently led to a new trend in parental financial management, resulting in a world where millennials now expect their parents to fund their avocado toast habits while simultaneously taking notes on how to navigate a 401(k).. Fact: Did you know that Tony Bennett once won a Grammy for Best New Artist…in 1963? Talk about a long game!.
• Headline: Explore Weekend Delights in Charleston. Impact: Susan Jacoby's article brought a wave of tourism to Charleston, leading to the rise of 'Charm Tours,' where visitors are guided through the history of charm bracelets. Now, the city is known for both its history and an excessive number of souvenir shops.. Fact: Charleston is home to the oldest public market in the U.S. But don't worry, that charm won't be lost amidst the throngs of tourists hunting for the perfect 'I love Charleston' keychain..
• Headline: NATO Says G.I. Releases Won't Alter The Air War. Impact: This statement solidified the idea that military decisions are often made with the same level of foresight as a teenager planning their weekend—lots of bravado but not much thought about the consequences. It also encouraged countless 'experts' at dinner parties to weigh in on military strategy.. Fact: Did you know that NATO was founded in 1949? That's right—it's been around longer than most of the excuses politicians use to justify military actions!.
• Headline: Serbs Say Allied Missile Killed 34 On a Bus. Impact: This tragic event escalated tensions in the region, leading to a complex web of international relations that still has diplomats using more jargon than ever to avoid actually doing anything about it. It's like a never-ending episode of a political drama.. Fact: The Kosovo War was a significant conflict in the late '90s, reminding us that history has a way of repeating itself, often with a more tragic punchline..
• Headline: TRANSACTIONS. Impact: The routine nature of sports contract transactions led to a world where athletes are now treated like stock options, prompting debates on whether they should be traded during a game or just left on the bench until their market value increases. Welcome to the future of sports capitalism.. Fact: Did you know that the first recorded sports contract was signed in 1869? It was for a baseball player named A.G. Spalding, who probably would be shocked to see what his profession has turned into!.
• Headline: Catamaran Sailor Plotting The Revenge of the Tomato. Impact: The tomato's ascent to fame in the sailing world spurred a bizarre trend where vegetables became mascots for competitive sports. Soon enough, you'll see carrots racing in the Olympics. Who knew produce could be so competitive?. Fact: The Pomodoro technique, much like Hans Meijer's catamaran, has nothing to do with sailing but everything to do with procrastination—just like a tomato, it's all about timing!.
• Headline: Q and A. Impact: The rise of travel Q&A columns led to the creation of a new breed of travel experts who know everything about airports but still can’t figure out how to pack a suitcase. Now, every flight is a game of 'how much can I shove in this bag before it explodes.'. Fact: Airports are like mini cities—with more shops than actual planes. You could probably survive a week there if you had enough snacks and Wi-Fi!.