MAY 1, 1999

Full News Archive

• Headline: Forum on Youth Violence Announced. Impact: The forum's emphasis on youth violence led to the creation of countless after-school programs that, ironically, turned into a breeding ground for competitive video gaming instead of peace talks. Who knew Call of Duty would be the real winner?. Fact: Did you know that discussing youth violence can sometimes be more effective than actually doing something about it? It's like offering a band-aid for a shark bite!.
• Headline: Youth Violence in New York City. Impact: The contrasting media coverage of school shootings versus everyday violence in cities ultimately led to the rise of social media influencers who capitalize on tragedy for views. Thanks, modern society!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'no publicity is bad publicity' was probably coined by someone who didn't live in New York? Because that city has mastered the art of ignoring its own tragedies!.
• Headline: Little Was Done On Complaints In Littleton File. Impact: This admission of negligence by the sheriff's office inadvertently inspired a slew of true crime podcasts, as listeners were horrified—and somewhat entertained—by the incompetence of law enforcement. Who needs justice when you have a good story?. Fact: Did you know that sometimes, when you ignore warning signs, it leads to a surge in entertainment value? Welcome to the true crime podcast era!.
• Headline: A Defiant N.R.A. Gathers in Denver. Impact: The NRA's defiance not only solidified their power but also inspired a wave of future politicians who would rather pander to gun owners than address pressing issues. Because who needs common sense when you have a powerful lobby?. Fact: Did you know that the NRA’s motto could easily be 'Shoot first, ask questions later'? It’s like a really bad version of 'think before you speak'!.
• Headline: 3 CAPTIVE SOLDIERS TELL OF ISOLATION IN YUGOSLAV CELLS. Impact: The soldiers' isolation story touched hearts and inspired a slew of movies depicting military captivity. Because nothing says 'realism' quite like Hollywood magic!. Fact: Did you know that meeting with Jesse Jackson can make a prison cell feel like a spa day? Well, at least until you remember you're still in captivity!.
• Headline: Two May Aid Comcast Bid For Mediaone. Impact: AOL and Microsoft supporting Comcast in this bid paved the way for a future where we are bombarded with more streaming services than we can handle. Thanks for the endless options, guys!. Fact: Did you know that if you combine AOL, Microsoft, and Comcast, you get a perfect recipe for confusion? It's like trying to understand what 'America Online' even means in 2023!.
• Headline: Devils Hold Off Penguins; 2d Round Is in Sight. Impact: The Devils defeating the Penguins was just a blip in the grand timeline of sports rivalries, leading to a series of annual playoff heartbreaks for fans. At least it keeps the drama alive!. Fact: Did you know that sports rivalries can be more intense than reality TV feuds? At least on the ice, they fight for the win instead of for camera time!.