JULY 30, 1998

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trenton Agency Faces Sexual Harassment Allegations. Impact: If only Richard T Carley had taken a yoga class instead of becoming a deputy director, perhaps we wouldn't have a world where awkward office encounters are a staple of HR training videos.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'not all heroes wear capes' could also apply to those who simply report harassment? Just saying..
• Headline: Bill Tuttle's Fight Against Chewing Tobacco. Impact: Bill Tuttle's anti-chewing tobacco campaign inspired a generation of athletes to ditch the dip, which eventually led to a sharp decline in baseball's collective oral fixation. Who knew a cancer scare would be the real MVP?. Fact: Fun fact: Tuttle was so against chewing tobacco that he probably would have given a stern lecture to a piece of chewing gum if it dared to stick to his shoe..
• Headline: Brawley Defamation Case Verdict: $345,000 Awarded. Impact: This defamation case set a precedent that would echo through pop culture, leading to countless courtroom dramas and a very confusing time for anyone who thought 'reality TV' was an accurate representation of legal proceedings.. Fact: Did you know that suing someone for defamation is like playing chess with a pigeon? No matter how well you play, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces and strut around like it won..
• Headline: Where Fathers Can Go for Help. Impact: The rise of online parenting advice led to an explosion of unsolicited opinions from keyboard warriors who believe they know how to raise your child better than you do. Thanks, Internet!. Fact: Did you know that the first piece of advice for new fathers online was probably 'Don't panic'? Too bad nobody took it seriously..
• Headline: Angels Show Hernandez A Quick Exit. Impact: The Angels' victory over the Yankees not only sparked a brief moment of joy for Anaheim fans but also contributed to the Yankees' eternal quest for redemption, which is kind of like a soap opera plot that never ends.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'Yankees suck' has been scientifically proven to increase the morale of Angels fans by 78%? It's a real statistic, I swear!.
• Headline: Gay Policy in San Francisco Draws Penalty in the House. Impact: This political maneuvering over housing money led to more heated debates about LGBTQ+ rights, paving the way for a future where people can argue about something far more important: who gets the last slice of pizza at a pride parade.. Fact: Did you know that denying federal funds based on sexual orientation is kind of like refusing to serve someone at a restaurant because they ordered a salad? Just petty..
• Headline: Sprinklers Fit for a Sculpture Garden. Impact: The article on garden sprinklers probably inspired someone to create a garden that became a tourist attraction, leading to a generation of children who were raised in a 'Sprinkler Appreciation Society.'. Fact: Did you know that garden sprinklers are the unsung heroes of summer? They provide hydration and entertainment, all while avoiding commitment!.
• Headline: Sports of the Times; N.B.A. Stay-at-Homes Don't Get It. Impact: The NBA players' lockout ignited a firestorm of debates, leading to the phrase 'you can't always get what you want' becoming the unofficial anthem of professional sports. Sorry, Mick Jagger.. Fact: Did you know that the NBA lockout was so dramatic it could have been a reality show? 'Keeping Up with the NBA Lockouts' would have been a smash hit!.
• Headline: The Cruelest Month? No, Aides Insist. Impact: The Clinton administration's handling of the Starr investigation led to an era of political spin so elaborate that it could rival the plot twists of a daytime soap opera. Tune in next week for more scandal!. Fact: Did you know that the White House staff probably had a bingo game for every time the word 'investigation' was mentioned? What a fun way to cope!.