JUNE 26, 1998

Full News Archive

• Headline: Jobless Scot Gains Political Insight in Nicaragua. Impact: When this jobless Scot found political insight in Nicaragua, he inadvertently inspired a generation of backpacking hipsters to think they were qualified to run for office after a weekend trip. Who knew a mojito could lead to a manifesto?. Fact: Nicaragua once had a 'Sandinista' ice cream flavor that was quite popular. I guess you could say it was a 'scoop' of political insight!.
• Headline: Thief and Marshal: An Unlikely Romance. Impact: This unlikely couple's escapades led to a new genre of romantic comedies where federal marshals fall for criminals. Who knew that crime could be so... charming? This love story likely spawned countless unqualified couples starring in 'heist of the week' films.. Fact: In reality, federal marshals are not known for their romantic prowess. I guess they just wanted to take a 'shot' at love!.
• Headline: Supreme Court Blocks Line Item Veto Power. Impact: This Supreme Court decision set a precedent that would echo through the ages—like a bad pop song that you can’t get out of your head. Future presidents would learn that vetoing line items was not on the menu, leading to decades of political maneuvering that would make chess look like tic-tac-toe.. Fact: The Constitution has more twists and turns than a soap opera plot. If only it had a cliffhanger!.