MAY 21, 1998

Full News Archive

• Headline: Border Patrol Abuse Allegations Surge. Impact: The criticism of Border Patrol's abusive practices led to a gradual shift in public opinion which, in a bizarre twist, resulted in a national yoga movement aimed at helping agents 'find their inner peace' instead of abusing immigrants.. Fact: Amnesty International’s reports are like the 'canary in the coal mine'—only, in this case, the canary is screaming about human rights violations..
• Headline: Creating Wildlife-Friendly Lawns in NJ. Impact: Karen Williams’ wildlife habitat project inspired a whole new trend in suburban landscaping, causing a spike in local nurseries selling 'Bee Friendly' signs that ironically attracted more tourists than actual bees.. Fact: Did you know that lawns are just grass prisons? Let the flowers and fauna roam free, people!.
• Headline: Drug Agency Moves Against an Anti-Cholesterol Product. Impact: The FDA's crackdown on Cholestin had unforeseen consequences, leading to a black market for red yeast rice supplements that rivaled the underground spice trade—because who doesn't want to risk it all for better cholesterol?. Fact: Fun fact: Cholesterol is like that awkward uncle at family gatherings—everyone knows they should deal with it, but no one wants to talk about it..
• Headline: Feud Puts Harry Winston's Glitters Up for Sale. Impact: The feud over Harry Winston's business created a ripple effect in the luxury market, inspiring a new reality TV show called 'Jewelry Wars' where family members throw diamonds at each other instead of verbal insults.. Fact: Did you know that sibling rivalry can lead to more drama than a Shakespearean play? Just add some diamonds and you've got a blockbuster!.
• Headline: AT HOME WITH: Maya Lin; Making History On a Human Scale. Impact: Maya Lin's foray into retail furniture caused a sudden surge in minimalism trends, making it impossible to buy a couch without contemplating your entire existence and whether a blanket could suffice instead.. Fact: Maya Lin is so good at making history on a human scale that even her furniture pieces have backstories more compelling than most soap operas..
• Headline: Renewed Call for Motorcade Against Giuliani's Taxi Rules. Impact: The revival of the taxi drivers' protest against Giuliani's rules led to a nationwide uprising of cab drivers who now demand Wi-Fi, gourmet snacks, and a personalized karaoke system in every cab. Because why not?. Fact: Did you know that taxi protests are basically the adult version of throwing a tantrum in a supermarket? Just with more honking..