MARCH 22, 1998

Full News Archive

• Headline: Reviving Tintypes at Hartford Stage. Impact: If only everyone knew how to appreciate the 'Age of Innocence,' we could have avoided countless cringe-worthy revivals. Imagine a world where musicals were never rehashed and left to die in peace.. Fact: Did you know that 'Tintypes' is not just a musical but also a reminder that nostalgia can be a dangerous drug? Just ask anyone who’s ever tried to reminisce about the 90s..
• Headline: Exploring the Spanish-American War's Legacy. Impact: The Spanish-American War exhibit ignited a passion for history that led to debates over whether we should even care about the past. Spoiler: We still do, but only when it’s trendy on Instagram.. Fact: Fun fact: The real fight wasn't just on San Juan Hill; it was also about who could get the best selfies while pretending to care about history..
• Headline: Annual Rummage Sale at Trinity Episcopal Church. Impact: The 28th annual rummage sale at Trinity Episcopal Church started a nationwide trend of hoarding junk and pretending it’s valuable. Thank you, capitalism!. Fact: Did you know rummage sales are like mini-time capsules? You can find everything from ancient VHS tapes to questionable fashion choices from the 80s!.
• Headline: Without Zoning: Bethlehem Ponders Need for Change. Impact: Bethlehem's zoning debate could ripple through time, leading future generations to either cherish their unspoiled land or create a suburban nightmare of cookie-cutter homes. The suspense is killing us!. Fact: Did you know that for 211 years, Bethlehem was the rebellious teenager of Connecticut, refusing to follow any zoning rules? Sounds like a great plot for a reality show!.
• Headline: Yankee Rookie Listens To Mom. Impact: Homer Bush listening to his mom could alter the entire course of Yankees history, leading to a future where every rookie consults their parents before making career decisions. Awkward family dinners, anyone?. Fact: Fun fact: Homer Bush's career peaked at a time when Yankees fans were more concerned about their team's roster than their own life choices. Priorities, right?.
• Headline: From a Home Start, a Business Mushrooms. Impact: Zelco Industries' humble beginnings highlight the classic tale of 'from rags to riches,' which will inspire future entrepreneurs to start their businesses in kitchens - just like everyone else. Get in line!. Fact: Did you know that starting a business in your kitchen can lead to a multinational company? Just remember to clean up after yourself or you might end up in the next viral TikTok fail..
• Headline: Lenders Laud the Value of Home Sweet Equity. Impact: Home equity loans becoming the go-to solution for consumer debt could lead to future generations believing that borrowing against your home is the answer to all problems—like a financial game of Jenga.. Fact: Did you know that refinancing is just a fancy term for 'I’m too lazy to budget'? But hey, at least you get to feel like a financial wizard for 10 minutes!.
• Headline: Handgun Renewals. Impact: The Handgun Record-Keeping Accountability Act might just create a future where every gun owner becomes a meticulous record keeper, leading to a bizarre hobby of collecting paper trails instead of firearms.. Fact: Fun fact: Gun owners now have to keep track of their licenses like they're managing a Netflix account. Who knew being responsible could feel like a chore?.
• Headline: The View From/Bridgeport; Bit of Scenery? Need It Yesterday?. Impact: Atlas Scenic Studio's rebuilding saga after the fire could pave the way for future tales of resilience in the arts, reminding us that fire is just another excuse for creative evolution. Who needs a phoenix when you have a scenic studio?. Fact: Did you know that theatrical set designers are basically the unsung heroes of drama? They create worlds while the actors just pretend to live in them!.