JANUARY 23, 1998

Full News Archive

• Headline: Microsoft's Browser Separation Controversy. Impact: This seemingly mundane legal battle led to the proliferation of alternative browsers. Fast forward a couple of decades, and now we have browsers that could probably run for president. Thanks, Microsoft, for inspiring a generation of tech enthusiasts who think 'Chrome' is a color and not just a web browser.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more stubborn than Microsoft in the '90s was a teenager refusing to clean their room?.
• Headline: Kaczynski's Guilty Plea Sparks Mixed Emotions. Impact: Kaczynski's actions not only shaped domestic terrorism awareness but also led to increased postal screening measures that, ironically, have made sending birthday cards more complicated. Thanks, Ted!. Fact: Did you know that the Unabomber's manifesto was a bestseller? Proof that bad ideas can still get published if you have the right marketing team..
• Headline: Carey Defends Against Union Expulsion Charges. Impact: Carey's fight for his position led to a series of scandals that reminded everyone that unions have their own soap operas. Who needs reality TV when you have labor disputes?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more dramatic than a Teamster meeting is a high school prom? At least at the prom, you know who’s getting expelled..
• Headline: CLINTON AND VERNON JORDAN TIGHTEN DENIALS ON AFFAIR AND ON SEEKING A COVER-UP. Impact: This scandal not only dominated the '90s media landscape but also gave birth to a new era of political memes and late-night talk show segments. Thank you, Bill, for making politics entertaining.. Fact: Did you know that 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' is now a staple in political comedy routines? Bill Clinton: the original meme generator..
• Headline: Sports of The Times; It Could Be Very Last Super Bowl. Impact: Vecsey's prediction sparked debates that shaped NFL revenue models, leading to a world where Super Bowls have more commercials than actual plays. Thanks for the foresight, George!. Fact: Did you know that the average length of a Super Bowl commercial is now longer than most actual Super Bowl plays? Who needs touchdowns when you have snack ads?.
• Headline: Children Freeing a Sea Lion? If It Worked for Willy. . . .. Impact: This innocent act of childhood whimsy probably led to a surge in marine life rescue attempts, resulting in a generation of kids believing they can save the world one animal at a time. Spoiler alert: it rarely goes as planned.. Fact: Did you know that sea lions are actually very good at ignoring children? They must have learned from parents everywhere..
• Headline: DANCE REVIEW: A Flurry Of Dance; Baryshnikov At City Center. Impact: Baryshnikov’s performances inspired countless future dancers, leading to a rise in flexibility levels and a decrease in couch-sitting. Move over, Netflix!. Fact: Did you know that Mikhail Baryshnikov once danced so beautifully that even the critics had to pause and weep? True story..