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HEADLINES ON October 21, 1997
Full News Archive
- Headline: Constitutional Convention Vote: Opportunities and Risks. Impact: This referendum could have led to an alternate universe where New York's State Constitution is written in emoji, drastically changing the interpretation of laws!. Fact: Fear and hope are the two sides of every New Yorker’s coin; just flip it, and you’ll either pay your rent or go bankrupt!.
- Headline: New Jersey Daily Briefing; Boys Charged in Lodi Arson. Impact: If these kids had chosen to put their energy into something productive, we might have seen the first teenage arsonist turn into a champion of community service instead—imagine that!. Fact: Setting things on fire seems to be the favorite pastime of bored teens. Who knew they had such fiery ambitions?.
- Headline: Wider Mental Health Benefits Threatened by Exemption Plan. Impact: Had this exemption plan gone through, mental health coverage might have devolved into a game of hide-and-seek—only the seekers were the patients who needed help.. Fact: Mental health parity might sound fancy, but it's just a euphemism for 'let's pretend we care while we cut costs!'.
- Headline: Finding 'Typos' in Scriptures; On Lower East Side, Scribe Devotes Life to Standards. Impact: Aaron Lichter's dedication could have inspired a movement to fact-check everything—imagine a world where even memes had to go through rigorous editing!. Fact: Typos in religious texts? Sounds like a divine game of 'telephone' to me!.
- Headline: Union Pacific Says Service Is Less Ragged. Impact: Had Union Pacific truly improved their service, we might have seen a renaissance of train travel where people actually preferred it over flying—goodbye TSA, hello scenic views!. Fact: Improved service from Union Pacific? Sounds like a plot twist in a train-themed soap opera!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1997, it would be worth $1,728,706 today (1728.7x return)
AMZN
Amazon
Amazon - If you invested $1,000 in 1997, it would be worth $2,315,839 today (2315.8x return)