JUNE 16, 1997

Full News Archive

• Headline: I.B.M. Launches New Data Storage Solutions. Impact: If IBM hadn't introduced those data storage products, we might still be using floppy disks for everything—imagine the chaos of a world where 'cloud storage' is just a term for an outdoor picnic.. Fact: Did you know that the first computer hard drive could hold a whopping 5 MB? That's like storing one song on your phone today—progress!.
• Headline: Molinari Seat Feud: A Republican Clash. Impact: The feud over Molinari's seat sparked a series of Republican power struggles that ultimately led to a dramatic reality show: 'Real Politicians of Staten Island'.. Fact: Did you know that feuding politicians is actually a time-honored tradition? Because nothing says 'we care about the people' like a good ol' brawl over who gets to sit in the big chair..
• Headline: Trying to Save Ellis Island, The Neglected 'Sad Side'. Impact: The effort to save Ellis Island reminds us that if we don't preserve the past, we might just end up with a future where history is a series of memes.. Fact: Did you know that Ellis Island processed over 12 million immigrants? That's a lot of people who believed in the American Dream—talk about high expectations!.
• Headline: Deep Anxiety Over the Coming Election in Albania. Impact: The chaos over the Albanian election led to a series of 'normalcy' attempts that could have inspired numerous sitcoms about political blunders.. Fact: Did you know that political chaos can often lead to better comedy? Just look at any successful sitcom; they all borrow from real life!.
• Headline: Joe Ben Wheat, 81, Archeologist And Navajo Weaving Authority. Impact: Joe Ben Wheat's death marked the end of an era in archeology, leaving us with only dusty textbooks and the occasional museum exhibit to remind us of the beauty of Navajo weaving.. Fact: Did you know that Joe Ben Wheat's work helped revive interest in Navajo arts? Because we all need a little history to spice up our Instagram feeds..
• Headline: Ferry to the Beach. Impact: The introduction of a ferry service to Sandy Hook revolutionized beach trips, making it easier for people to argue about parking spots at the beach instead of just getting there.. Fact: Did you know that ferries are just boats that are too lazy to swim? Talk about a leisurely commute!.
• Headline: In Limbo, a Soldier's Soldier Reviews His Rise and Fall. Impact: Sgt. Major Gene McKinney's rise and fall might have inspired countless military dramas, reminding us that even heroes have their flaws—especially when they make headlines.. Fact: Did you know that the military has a strict code of conduct? Apparently, it doesn't include how to handle allegations of misconduct without turning it into a soap opera..