OCTOBER 19, 1996

Full News Archive

• Headline: Yeltsin Dismisses Rival Lebed Amidst Unification. Impact: If Yeltsin hadn't dismissed Lebed, who knows? Maybe Russia would have become a peaceful utopia instead of a chaotic mess, or perhaps Lebed would have found a way to turn the Kremlin into a nightclub. Either way, the world would be a very different place.. Fact: Did you know that dismissing rivals in politics often leads to less drama on social media? Imagine if Twitter existed back then!.
• Headline: Braves Eye Historic World Series Showdown. Impact: If the Braves had won the World Series, it might have inspired a new generation of baseball fans. Instead, they lost, and we got stuck with a bunch of people who think cricket is a real sport.. Fact: Did you know that baseball is America's favorite pastime? Right after binge-watching and complaining about the weather..
• Headline: For Better Or for Worse With the Bull. Impact: If only marriage interviews were as straightforward as sports interviews. Perhaps more people would stay together if they had a lineup and a game plan.. Fact: Did you know that marriage can sometimes feel like managing a sports team? You need good communication, strategy, and sometimes, a really good therapist..
• Headline: Officer Shot Dead in Brooklyn; Suspect Killed by Police Gunfire. Impact: The tragic death of Lt. Narvaez could have led to a renewed focus on police safety. Instead, it became just another statistic in a long line of police tragedies. It's almost as if history doesn't learn.. Fact: Did you know that police officers face incredible risks every day? It's a tough job, and it's even tougher when society keeps ignoring the dangers..
• Headline: Bridge. Impact: If bridge had become more popular in the U.S., maybe we would have a national holiday dedicated to it. Imagine a day off work to play cards—what a utopia!. Fact: Did you know that bridge is sometimes referred to as 'the game of the mind'? Which is why 'Candy Crush' is not considered a sport!.
• Headline: Feathery Fossil Hints Dinosaur-Bird Link. Impact: This feathered fossil could have altered the way we view dinosaurs forever. Imagine a world where dinosaurs became the poster children for avian fashion.. Fact: Did you know that if dinosaurs had feathers, they might have been more popular in the pet industry? Who wouldn't want a pet T-Rex with a fabulous coat?.
• Headline: Nicaragua Sour and Unsure As Nation Prepares to Vote. Impact: Had Nicaragua's election gone smoothly, it could have turned into a model for democratic transitions. Instead, it was just another episode in the soap opera of Latin American politics.. Fact: Did you know that political disillusionment is the most popular sport in many countries? It's just like watching a really long and boring soap opera..
• Headline: Yanks Dust Off Gloves and Bats And Umbrellas. Impact: If the Yankees had lost to the Braves, it could have sent shockwaves through the baseball universe. Fans might have even started questioning their loyalty—gasp!. Fact: Did you know that the Yankees are like the Kardashians of baseball? Love them or hate them, they always steal the show!.