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HEADLINES ON March 30, 1996
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- Headline: A Closer Look at Adult Choices in Film. Impact: This film could have sparked a national debate on student-teacher relationships, leading to a new law: 'Don't date your students, folks!' However, it just resulted in a spike in 'Hot for Teacher' playlists instead. Thanks for nothing!. Fact: The seductive student trope is so common in film that it’s practically a genre. Next up: 'Educational Affairs: The Musical.'.
- Headline: Brothers' Culinary Quest for Redemption. Impact: Had the restaurateur brothers failed, a rise in fast-food chains across America could have been delayed by at least a decade. Thanks to them, we now have the privilege of enjoying mediocre burgers while reminiscing about 'that one time we almost had a great meal.'. Fact: The phrase 'last chance' is often used in film titles, but it rarely applies to actual stakes. No one ever really loses their paradise, just their dignity..
- Headline: FILM REVIEW;Brothers, Race and Reconciliation. Impact: This movie could have kickstarted a movement for racial reconciliation, but instead it just made awkward dinner conversations a cinematic staple. Imagine Thanksgiving dinners turning into therapy sessions—thank you, Hollywood!. Fact: The concept of a racist salesman having a black half-brother is not just contrived, it's the plot twist equivalent of finding out your pet goldfish has been secretly judging you..
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Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $141,245 today (141.2x return)
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $1,130,051 today (1130.1x return)