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HEADLINES ON March 16, 1996
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- Headline: Airline Terrorists Confront Tech and Tough. Impact: When the terrorists faced off against the techie and the toughy, it inspired a generation of screenwriters who thought, 'Why not put a monkey in a baseball movie?' This led to a series of increasingly ridiculous crossovers, culminating in the cinematic masterpiece 'Monkey vs. Alien: The Ultimate Showdown' in 2047. Thanks, air travel drama!. Fact: Despite its thrilling premise, this film did not inspire a single airline safety protocol change. Shocking, right?.
- Headline: Who's on Third? A Chimp Comedy Review. Impact: The flop of 'Who's on Third? A Chimp?' set back the reputation of baseball-themed films, leading to a 20-year hiatus on any serious sports comedies. This allowed 'Sharknado' to exist, which, let's be honest, is a much more plausible scenario than a chimp playing in the majors.. Fact: This movie's failure was so monumental that even the chimp was like, 'I could've done better with my time.'.
Wall Street Time Machine
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $141,245 today (141.2x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $1,130,051 today (1130.1x return)