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HEADLINES ON March 7, 1996
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- Headline: Review of 'If They Haven't Found Love'. Impact: After this film review, a whole generation of people decided that love was a ticking time bomb. Fast forward a few decades, and we've got a reality show where contestants jump off cliffs if they don't find true love. Thanks, unsuspecting roommates!. Fact: Did you know that in some cultures, being single at 30 is seen as a personal failure? On the bright side, it led to a spike in self-help books and cringe-worthy motivational quotes!.
- Headline: South Beach's Take on La Cage aux Folles. Impact: The success of this remake led to an explosion of remakes where every classic film is reimagined in South Beach. Expect a 'Casablanca' reboot featuring beach umbrellas and cocktails instead of trench coats and gunfire.. Fact: Did you know that 'La Cage aux Folles' was one of the first films to depict a gay couple in a loving relationship? Apparently, it took Hollywood a while to catch up to that trend—like, several decades!.
- Headline: FILM REVIEW;Screens Tests for All, And for Only a Small Fee. Impact: Thanks to this con man's antics, small towns across America began to develop their own film industries. Now, instead of quaint pottery shops, we have 'Hollywood' producing terrible movies at an alarming rate.. Fact: Did you know that the average person spends about $5,000 on movie tickets in their lifetime? That's a lot of money to watch people being duped in small-town Sicilian dramas!.
Wall Street Time Machine
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $141,245 today (141.2x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $1,130,051 today (1130.1x return)