Gadgets, lab surprises, odd bets, and future-shocks from this slice of the calendar.
The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON March 2, 1996
Full News Archive
- Headline: Down Below the Waves Film Review. Impact: This quirky film about a rusty submarine and an eccentric skipper led to a rise in DIY naval engineering among bored teenagers, ultimately resulting in an underground movement that inspired the creation of subpar backyard submarines – who knew a film could sink that low?. Fact: The song 'Louie Louie' was actually considered a national security threat in the 1960s. Apparently, the Pentagon was more worried about the lyrics than actual missile crises..
- Headline: Childhood Companionship and Abduction. Impact: In a bizarre twist of fate, this film inspired a generation of children to think kidnapping is an acceptable way to make friends, leading to a spike in awkward social interactions and a new subgenre of parenting books titled 'Kidnapping: A Modern Approach to Friendship.'. Fact: Kidnapping may not be the best way to find companionship, but it certainly makes for an interesting plot twist – just ask any screenwriter with a penchant for dark humor..
Wall Street Time Machine
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $141,245 today (141.2x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1996, it would be worth $1,130,051 today (1130.1x return)