Breakthroughs and everyday innovations from the year.
HEADLINES ON December 11, 1995
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- Headline: Worries Over Hard-Liners in Russia. Impact: The hard-liners in Russia decided to flex their muscles, causing a ripple effect that eventually led to a series of very uncomfortable diplomatic dinners across Europe. Who knew that a tough guy in Moscow could make the price of borscht skyrocket in Kyiv?. Fact: Did you know that political chest-beating is like a bad sequel to a movie? It just keeps getting worse, and you wonder why you came back for more..
- Headline: Gerardo Aponte's Journey to Recovery. Impact: Gerardo Aponte's decision to save himself led to a butterfly effect where he became an unwitting motivational speaker, inspiring thousands to find their own paths—just as long as they don't try to move to Florida during hurricane season.. Fact: Did you know that 'moving on' is often just code for 'I can't handle my current life choices'? Welcome to adulthood!.
- Headline: Advancements in PC Sound Technology. Impact: As PC makers focused on sound, they unknowingly paved the way for future generations to argue over the best way to stream cat videos. Who would have thought that fine-tuning sound would lead to the creation of ASMR videos—a new realm of digital escapism?. Fact: Did you know that the best sound system is still the one that can drown out your neighbor's awful karaoke? Priorities, people!.
Wall Street Time Machine
ORCL
Oracle
Oracle - If you invested $1,000 in 1995, it would be worth $106,067 today (106.1x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1995, it would be worth $210,621 today (210.6x return)