JUNE 23, 1995

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Chilling Tale of Murderous Sisters. Impact: The chilling tale of these murderous sisters inspired a series of true crime podcasts, which in turn led to a spike in interest in sibling rivalry, subsequently resulting in the rise of 'Sibling Rivalry Day' celebrated by siblings everywhere, typically involving passive-aggressive gift exchanges.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more twisted than their psychology is the plot of every true crime podcast that’s ever existed? You might want to check your family tree for any hidden talents..
• Headline: Rowers Praise Atlanta's Olympic Venue. Impact: The praise for the Atlanta-designed rowing venue led to an intense rivalry among future Olympic cities, where they began constructing venues that were not only high-tech but had to include a theme park, a zoo, and a Starbucks on the side. Because, obviously, what’s an Olympic event without overpriced lattes?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more inflated than Olympic egos are the prices of the snacks at these events? You might want to bring a second mortgage next time you attend..
• Headline: Jersey City Waterfront Rental Boom. Impact: The demand for rentals in Jersey City led to a gentrification wave that sent hipsters flocking to the area, resulting in artisanal avocado toast shops popping up on every corner. Who knew that a couple of rental units could launch a thousand Instagram accounts?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more inflated than the real estate market is the price of those waterfront views? You might as well rent a yacht at this point..
• Headline: Life of a Hollow Woman. Impact: The tragic environmental illness of this California woman highlighted the ongoing neglect of environmental issues, leading to a new wave of eco-activism that included everything from beach clean-ups to the creation of biodegradable straws that are somehow still made of plastic. Progress, right?. Fact: Did you know that California is so innovative they can turn environmental tragedy into a marketing scheme? Just wait until they start selling 'eco-friendly' bottled water..