APRIL 30, 1995

Full News Archive

• Headline: Conversations in the Back Seat. Impact: This cabbie conversation trend could lead to a world where every taxi ride becomes a political debate show. Imagine the ratings! 'The Real Housewives of Cabbies' could be a hit.. Fact: Did you know that talking to your cab driver is actually a proven way to improve your mood? Or at least distract you from the smell of old fries in the back seat..
• Headline: Illegal Freon Trade Surges Amid Regulations. Impact: The rise of Freon smugglers could inadvertently lead to an underground network of 'coolant cartels' that rival the mafia. Picture the Sopranos, but with more ice and less cannoli.. Fact: Did you know that Freon was once considered the miracle coolant? Now it’s more like the unwanted guest at a party who just won’t leave..
• Headline: The Panthers, Still Untamed, Roar Back. Impact: The Black Panthers' resurgence could spark a movement where everyone starts wearing berets again. Fashionistas would be confused—are we in the 1970s or just really, really retro?. Fact: Did you know that the Black Panthers were not just about protest? They also had a free breakfast program. Because why fight the man on an empty stomach?.
• Headline: Lunches Over Which Politicians Don't Meet. Impact: If politicians had met over those lunches, we might have seen a world where bipartisan agreements were made over sandwiches—and maybe the country would be a better place. Or just really, really full.. Fact: Did you know that a study found that people who eat lunch together are more likely to get along? Too bad it's usually just politicians who prefer to lunch alone..
• Headline: Gadfly Charges Misuse Of State Computer Data. Impact: The Mayor's resignation could lead to a future where Northport is known for its political soap operas starring local officials. Tune in for the latest episode: 'As the Computer Turns.'. Fact: Did you know that misusing state computer data can lead to serious consequences? But hey, at least he didn't do it while trying to order pizza..
• Headline: SOAPBOX; Hostile Faces, Suspicious Stares. Impact: This clothing drive might inspire a future where every neighborhood has a 'clothing bar' where people swap outfits like it's a trendy new thing. Next up: clothing speed dating.. Fact: Did you know that collecting used clothing is a great way to recycle? It’s like a wardrobe cleanse without the guilt of throwing things away..
• Headline: If It's Murder, It's McBain. Impact: If 'Hill Street Blues' hadn’t premiered, we might still be stuck watching crime dramas that look like they were filmed in a brightly lit candy store. Thank you, gritty realism!. Fact: Did you know that 'Hill Street Blues' is credited with setting the standard for modern cop shows? Before that, cops were basically just in sitcoms with badges..
• Headline: Has Anyone Found a Missing Uterus?. Impact: This uterus mystery could lead to a future where missing organs become the next big reality show. 'Who Wants to Be a Uterus?' has a nice ring to it.. Fact: Did you know that the human body has a remarkable way of dealing with loss? Too bad it doesn’t come with a lost and found department..
• Headline: In Waterbury, Seeking Speed While Avoiding The Squeaks. Impact: If the speed roller skating team gains fame, we might see the rise of roller skating Olympics. Who knew we’d be cheering for speed skaters in sequined outfits?. Fact: Did you know that roller skating can burn up to 600 calories an hour? Just don’t blame me if you fall while trying to show off your fancy moves..