APRIL 16, 1995

Full News Archive

• Headline: Discovering Glendalough's Historical Significance. Impact: If only the ancient Irish had installed Wi-Fi at Glendalough, tourists could have been 'checking in' instead of just checking out the scenery. Imagine the Instagram posts that could have altered social media trends in the 21st century!. Fact: Glendalough was founded by St. Kevin in the 6th century. The only thing more impressive than the scenery is the fact that it predates your last family vacation..
• Headline: Exploring Ireland's Horse Heritage. Impact: The horse love in Kildare has led to an economic boom in equine therapy, making it possible for people to pay to hang out with horses instead of actual friends. Thanks, horses!. Fact: The Irish are so fond of horses that they even have a saying: 'A horse walks into a bar… and leaves with a better drink than you.'.
• Headline: Where Normans Left Their Mark. Impact: The Normans left their mark, and it turns out that their architectural style inspired a long line of questionable design choices in modern-day McMansions. Thanks, Normans!. Fact: Norman architecture is characterized by its thick walls and small windows. Kind of like my apartment, but with more history and less mold..
• Headline: VIEWPOINT; Less Waste, More Profit. Impact: The endless debate over profit versus waste led to the invention of eco-friendly packaging made from seaweed, which is now the hottest trend among hipsters. Who knew saving the planet could taste like sushi?. Fact: In a shocking twist, the fight against waste has given rise to people who take 'less is more' to a whole new level by making sandwiches with one slice of bread. Bon appétit!.
• Headline: SOAPBOX; A Survival Kit. Impact: The survival kit for seniors became the blueprint for reality TV shows about elderly survivalists. Who knew that knitting and bingo could be so dramatic?. Fact: Survival skills for seniors include not only avoiding trouble but also deciphering the latest technology. It’s like a full-time job with no benefits..
• Headline: HOME CLINIC; Repairing the Signs of Wear on Lawn Mowers Large and Small. Impact: As lawn mowers were revived for spring, a secret society of homeowners emerged, dedicated to the art of lawn care. Their first rule? No talking about the weeds.. Fact: Lawn mower repairs require a level of patience usually reserved for assembling IKEA furniture. Best of luck with that!.
• Headline: After Decline, Crimes Involving Bias Are Reported to Be Surging Again. Impact: The spike in bias crimes led to a new awareness campaign that ultimately resulted in the invention of the 'Diversity Ice Cream Truck,' serving flavors named after cultural awareness. Nothing like a scoop of 'Tolerance Toffee'!. Fact: Bias crimes are a troubling reminder that ignorance still exists. If only everyone could just have a scoop of understanding instead..