FEBRUARY 25, 1995

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ninja Clash: An American's Gripping Account. Impact: This ninja fight was so intense that it caused a nationwide shortage of cardboard boxes. People began using them for everything, from furniture to makeshift shelters, leading to the rise of the 'Boxed Living Movement' in the 80s.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'Grade B thriller' is just a polite way of saying 'this movie is so bad, it's almost worth watching for the laughs?'.
• Headline: The Role of Black Marines in Vietnam. Impact: The struggles of Black Marines in Vietnam ultimately inspired a wave of protests back home, leading to the formation of various civil rights organizations. Ironically, one of these groups later campaigned for the right to wear tie-dye shirts.. Fact: Despite the serious context, the term 'well meaning but a mess' could very well describe most of the meetings I had in college. At least we all got snacks out of it..
• Headline: Bankruptcy Loophole for Housing Associations Closed. Impact: The closing of this bankruptcy loophole sent shockwaves through the real estate market, resulting in a rapid increase in the popularity of tiny homes. Who knew financial regulations could lead to hipster housing trends?. Fact: Fun fact: This loophole was so ridiculous that it was practically begging for a sitcom. Imagine a group of condo owners trying to navigate bankruptcy with the same finesse as a cat in a bathtub..